Summary:

How to express your love to someone?

Buy him a HOUSE. :)))

[My brother is stupid, how can he save him now?]

3/23/2020 13'32 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

It all started with ex-girlfriend's My IDIOT. She told my brother that I always look so sad. Do not know what fun is. So they need to do something to make me a thing they call childhood.

So everything's derailed from here.

In order to perform what I call "offsetting", they dragged me around pubs and amusement parks in the city, participating in a bunch of useless activities

Top of the world:

Again Why can I never read a full story from Ibn. Just always stop with curious climax. What are those useless activities????? * scream-ing *

MtheOwl:

Curiosity killed the owl.

Justice is life:

Hello kid, long time no see. Did your bro make mess again?

@ Moneyx3: Where is your intelligence? Hook this out and prepare.

@FallenAngel:.

FallenAngel:

Oh my God. Oh my goddess.

@ Moneyx3: I choose you.

Bestwaysolution:

This is the Ibn that has been talked about for so long. :> Nice to meet you. My solution can solve all your problems.

The Greatest Detective:

Through what has been collected from this topic and the previous topic. I would like to make a few speculations as follows:

Ibn is a minor.Ibn's family is quite rich or he doesn't know what money is.Ibn has more than 1 brother.The Ibn family seems to love the boy even though he sometimes or always acts like a brat.

MtheOwl:

Number 4 sounds ridiculous but very convincing.

23/03/2020 21'46 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

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The Greatest Detective:

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3/23/2020 15'58 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

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Justice is life:

Wow wow, am I witnessing a cyber bullying (?)

MtheOwl:

Wow Wow, what's up, man? I just went out to get Pizza.

Moneyx3:

@MtheOwl: Ibn told Dectective not to use that nick anymore because he is clearly not the best detective in the world. The detective doesn't agree. Then I told him that if he didn't change it then he would know how "consequence" write.

@Ibn al Xu'ffasch: Ignore him, Ibn. Everyone knows the best detective in the world is Sherlock Holmes. Ibn, plz tell the story everyone is waiting.

MtheOwl:

@ Moneyx3: I think Holmes is just the most famous. But the best detective right now is probably Batman.

Top of the world:

Batman is the urban legend.

Moneyx3:

@Top of the world: Staying on the Top for so long make you don't know the story under the cloud, huh? That Bat is a core member of Justice League.

FallenAngel:

I protest. Top of the world is clearly the top of the peak but why JL is still above his head.

Moneyx3:

Because Top of the world is just Top of the world. : v The highest peak in the world right now is only 8484 m. And the JL satellite is obviously much higher.

FallenAngel:

Oh, I get it. :)) Thank you, sir.

Top of the world:

Where did Ibn go ???? Hey ibn ???? Ibn ???? Ibn !!!!!!!!!!

Bestwaysolution:

@Top of the world: Only through a reply, I can see many levels of emotions. Do you have intend to enter showbiz world? If your answer is yes, please contact me. Because you are the raw gem that I want to work on honing. I can assure you your reputation never fades under my attention.

Top of the world:

@^: Shut the hell up.

Mod.bot:

@Top of the world: Please pay attention to the language you used. If this action is repeated, you will be banned for 3 days.

Top of the world:

Why is the mod here? But why is this bot so rough?

Justice is life:

@Top of the world: Sorry. It was me. Because I thought that Detective was being cyber-bullying, so I called the mod here. But it seems that there aren't enough factors to consider already.

Barbatos:

@ ^: Is it just a bot ??? Besides, it seems that your sense of justice is a bit too high.

FallenAngel:

@ ^: You should practice reading ID. : v If you think Josstice's ID is like that, what else could his head contain?

Justice is life:

@Barbatos: I know the admin of this forum, he programmed this bot too well. But maybe I'm wrong.

Top of the world:

@ ^: When did you call him ???? But did I just say that and be punished????

Bestwaysolution:

@ ^: His behavior caught the eye of the bot. As I thought, you have super star's quality.

MtheOwl:

That quality will make him unable to be a criminal. Because whenever he commits a crime the police will know.

@all: But everyone just picked up, the topic is a bit far. Should stop posting until the topic owner comes back.

3/30/2020 21'18 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

The last time they dragged me to the fair, that fat woman convinced my brother that I liked the balloon house so they were begging me to play. My stupid brother even volunteer to play with me despite the age limit. I, for a moment of pity because I did not want him to become a completely useless man, so I had agreed to take part in.

This is the moment that I will always use to remind myself not to be soft to him.

My brother thought that it would be funnier if we have more people. So when we caught another guy who was sneaking out to buy food, so he grabbed that guy with him. I will call him Red from now.

You can try to imagine the tiny ball house contains three adults. All kids run away. Fortunately, my family doesn't care too much.

All of them are heavy, so just jumping up and down is enough to make the house slightly shaken. As for my brother, he probably wanted to make me happy so he did all the other tricks that I didn't mention here. While he was still trying to make me laugh, the gun in Red's pants was triggered

Justice is life:

What the hell is that?

Mod.bot:

@Justice is life: Please pay attention to the language you used. If this action is repeated, you will be banned for 3 days.

Top of the world:

WTF? The first time I saw Ibn wrote so long. Probably make up for 7 days waiting. But the bad habit remains the same, stopping at climax and forgetting the punctuation. :(

The Greatest Detective is Ibn:

So my points have been strengthened again.

Particularly in section 3, so far Ibn has about 3 brothers, right?

MtheOwl:

@The Greatest Detective is Ibn: What happened to your nick? And his brothers?

The Greatest Detective is Ibn:

Those people has appear in Ibn's story.

Brother (seems to be respected)REDStupid guy with a girlfriend is fat

And about my new id, it's just that I was enlightened by Ibn.

FallenAngel:

@ ^: I think you're more like have been brainwashing.

@Justice is life: Why is this bot just notice a swear? There are tons of inappropriate words in Ibn's article, right?

Justice is life:

The bot has not been taught yet!

Moneyx3:

@all: Stop everyone, it's off topic again.

MtheOwl:

Actually, with Ibn's style, I think we have to wait long to read updates.

Top of the world:

(crying) Don't be 7 days again TT.TT

3/30/2020 23'36 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

make the ball house exploded... Then he ran away, leaving us to solve the troubles.

The story later came to my father and he banned my brother from taking me to public again because it could be dangerous.

I think everything seems to have been resolved, so it doesn't matter anymore.

But foolishness is never limited. My brother still not stop working to try to make me have fun.

So a few days ago he bought home a pack of blooming seeds, because The Fat said, "Kids like it very much".

Justice is life:

Children really like it. My kids like to play in the mini pool with those things. But if you use those, you must watch them or they will eat.

MtheOwl:

@ ^: Based on normal development, the person eating those blooming seedis probably not Ibn but ... his brother.

Moneyx3:

@Top of the world: This time Ibn did not leave the sentence in half anymore. You must be very happy.

@MtheOwl: Ibn's brother is already 30 years old. He must know that he shouldn't eat those things!

@Ibn al Xu'ffasch: your father means that you will be put in danger out there? Or you will endanger the whole society?

Bestwaysolution:

@Ibn al Xu'ffasch: My party has provided a mini pool suitable for indoor and outdoor activities. If you want to buy, I can provide a discount.

04/01/2020 01'57 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

@Bestwaysolution: It would be good if my brother had bought a mini pool. At least the the house could be in the better situation than now.

Because I told him not to drag me into his pranks again, my brother decided to take the risk of seeing if the game is good enough before introducing it to me. So instead of knowing in advance to prevent his stupid behavior, I have to solve the consequences.

Yesterday he cried a little while talking to me over the phone, so I also knew he was causing trouble. And when I came to his house, the worst things had waited me.

All around me is shit! His house smells worse than Gotham's sewer.

In a miraculous way, my brother blasted the bathroom, exploded the water pipes and the exhaust pipes at the same time.

Whenever I opened any faucet in the house, all I had just a bright yellow water.

I want to help him, but I don't even know where to start ????

Justice is life:

Are you kidding me? Which blooming seeds have such a miraculous function? Did your brother use the wrong things?

FallenAngel:

I think Ibn is probably using the overreacting method. If those seeds are not handled properly, they can clog the drain.

@Ibn al Xu'ffasch: Could you try using a vacuum cleaner to collect blooming seeds?

The Greatest Detective is Ibn:

Josstice's thinking may be true. Angel's ideas are not wrong either.

However, after putting all clues together, there is only an utopia that we have to accept. Because, the truth is always only one!

MtheOwl:

@ ^: Are you Shinichi Kudo???

Bestwaysolution:

Has anyone yet come up with a solution to help Ibn ??? Please remember the purpose of the topic !! ??

@Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

If the house is the problem, why don't you throw it away. If Ibn is in Gotham, please contact me for 24/7 real estate service, including an extra bed service.

Tel: 018xxxxxxx

Barbatos:

@ ^: That slut. Someone likes you make me sick.

Justice is life:

@Bestwaysolution: *Cough* *cough* Self-respect yourself, my friend. Ibn was a minor.

@Ibn al Xu'ffasch: You can call a troubleshooting team to solve it. Because if the shower and water lines are broken, repairing is quite difficult for amateur.

Try contacting this number. Barry: 0188xxxxx

Bestwaysolution:

@Justice is life: Sorry. Occupational disease.

Justice is life:

@Bestwaysolution: It's okay. From now on I will pay attention to remind you more.

Top of the world:

@Bestwaysolution: Karma. :)))))))))

MtheOwl:

Mr. Top suddenly seems normal. I'm not used to it.

04/01/2020 03'30 ''

Ibn al Xu'ffasch:

@Justice is life: Transferred.

@Bestwaysolution: Transferred.

Unfortunately my brother's house is not in Gotham, but I will remember your number.

Close topic.

Bestwaysolution:

Suddenly feeling like a commoner was honored by the king tonight.

This $ 1,000 is the easiest money I've earned since I became adult. Thank you so much, Ibn.

Justice is life:

Wait, so that means Ibn bought a house for his brother ???? I also received $ 500.

@ Mod.bot: Please, ban Barbatos.

FallenAngel:

Considering the amount of money was paid, it is likely that Ibn preferred Bestwaysolution's opinion.

That sounds ridiculous.

MtheOwl:

@FallenAngel: Know anything less virtual? Those are my clever owl eyes that have discovered.... Josstice and Bestway's love affair!

The first is, "I have noticed you!". After that, was a "hero saves beauty" classic scene. Josstice released the Mod and defeated the bandit Barbatos, who was harassing his beloved.

FallenAngel:

@ ^: You read a lot of teenfic.

@ Moneyx3: Mama, I want a brother like that!

MtheOwl:

@ ^: Barbatos was really executed.

Justice is life:

@ Mod.bot: CLOSE TOPIC.

MtheOwl:

@FallenAngel: He's too embarrassed to accept it. :)))

Mod.bot:

CLOSE TOPIC.