These chapters are just random things that I come up with in my head. First off I want to talk about my mom...

Whenever we watch something on TV like theodd1sout or JaidenAnimations or some other YouTuber we watch, my mom ruins it. Whenever we are watching something and she gets a phone call she can't go into another room to talk on the phone!!! She has to sit there talking to Tiffany about how Tiffany and her husband divorced because he slept with her friend. Oh, heh too much detail, eh.

We can't crank up the tv so we can hear we just have to live with her blah blah blah-ing on the phone.

The other thing she does is talk to us sternly in the most embarrassing places ever like the grocery store whenever we do something stupid she walks in the middle of the isle and talks to loud and stern... on purpose. Woman you had tell us here and in the bathroom? Are you insane?

Last but not least when I was five a had a serious condition of pooping issues.. so whenever we go into the store I need to use the bathroom she says, "Do you need to make?" And she does this weird symbol like a toilet and a poop.

But I love her anyways no matter how annoying and embarrassing she may be❤️