I'm going to talk to my voices today! So, grab some popcorn, maybe some soda, and let's see where this goes!

Bad voice: Hello, stupid

Me: Hello, douchebag

Bad voice: You're such a disappointment

Me: And you're a disappointment to me. I thought you're supposed to speak the truth. But now, I see you're telling me petty lies.

Bad voice: At least I'm not as stupid as you!

Me: Here we go again...

Bad voice: I'm more omnipotent than you!

Me: 'Omnipotent'? Wow, that's the smartest word I heard you say ever since I found you from the trash.

Bad voice: Excuse me!? You don't know what you're talking about, stupid!

Me: Is that right? What accomplishment did you do in your lifetime that made you Einstein?

Bad voice: You're such a scumbag!

Me: Look who's talking.

Bad voice: You're so fat!

Me: Oh my god! It's like I have completely lost my eyesight and depend on you to tell me my appearance! Thank you for telling me this useless piece of information!

Bad voice: I think you should die!

Me: Did I ask for your opinion? No, I didn't think so.

Bad voice: Cutter! Your parents would never be concerned about you if you didn't cut yourself!

Me: And guess what? Look who told me to cut myself! Damn, the irony, am I right?

Bad voice: everyone hates you!

Me: I make my haters my motivators!

Bad voice: Dumb!

Me: You're rubbing off me.

Bad voice: Cruel!

Me: *already annoyed* Where's your off button?

Bad voice: B****!

Me: You make that sound like that's a bad thing.

Bad voice: Well—

Me: Unless you're Google, don't act like you always know everything.

Bad voice: You're trash...

Me: Fandom trash. I'm fandom trash. You're just trash I found in the dumpster and decided to drag along. I made a mistake on that decision.