A/N Sometimes I get ideas, and I know that's usually bad. But this time it's not a bad thing for my brain! So every now and then I'll write a one shot, and this just so happens to be one of those times. I got this idea while watching the prop hunt, so! Yeah! Enjoy

SMALL WARNING: there isn't smut, but there will be making out, and I dunno what I'll be doing so...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!
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"Donut make me mad Garroth"

We had just finished prop hunt, Katelyn and Vylad had went inside to eat, and Aphmau was giving me puns.

Aphmau liked to vlog as we played prop hunt. It was adorable how she greeted her fans.

"Donut make terrible puns" I countered. Aphmau faked a surprised, offended face.

"You're a donut-hole"

I chuckled and took her hand. I pulled her over behind a tree, out of sight from any window or neighbor. I gently placed my hands on her waist and pulled her into a soft kiss.

"You're puns are horrible" I chuckled.

"You suck at kissing" she defended.

"What?!" I whisper screamed. She grabbed my collar and interlocked our lips.

Our lips moved in sync as she moved her hands from my chest to around my neck. I wrapped my arms more around her waist and the kiss deepened. Aphmau pulled away.

Dang it, it was just getting good

"That's how you do a kiss" Aphmau smirked, "leaving the other person wanting more. That's how you're supposed to kiss"

"Perhaps I need more lessons" I breathed into her ear. She let out a silent giggle and pulled my head back so our faces were facing each other.

I leaned closer and brushed my lips against hers, I pulled away before our lips could touch.

"You're taunting me?" She quirked an eyebrow, I smirked and pretended to ponder.

"I guess I am"

"Well don't, you don't learn taunting yet in this curriculum"

She whispered an inch away from my face.

With a smile dancing on my lips, we both started to lean in.

"Aphmau? Garroth? Where are you?"

We stopped leaning and gave each other a look.

The look we give every time someone interrupts us.

Aphmau peeked around the tree and gestured me, signaling it was safe.

"Yeah, we're back here" she called as we sat on the grass.

Vylad rounded the corner and smiled.

"I thought you guys were out front?" He pointed out.

"We moved back here, is that a problem?" I asked, not mean. A little irritated, maybe.

"Well, if you guys are hungry or anything, there's cookies inside.

"We'll be in, in a minute" Aphmau answered. Vylad nodded and went inside.

Aph grabbed my hand and pulled me up.

"We can eat those cookies in my room" she whispered close to my ear. I grinned and nodded.

"Good"

We grabbed a plate of cookies and started to head upstairs.

"Katelyn, we'll be upstairs. Don't interrupt"

Katelyn didn't question the cryptic warning, and just nodded.

"Whatever, Garroth's usually the one who barges in on you anyways. And I'll keep Travis away if he stops by"

Aphmau smiled and we soundlessly ran up the stairs.

Aphmau locked the door and set the plate on her desk, she guided me to the bed. She made me sit, and then she pushed on my shoulders so I was laying down. She sat on my lower stomach and leaned down, her hair brushed against my cheek, and I smiled up at her.

"Time to start your lesson" she said as she leaned closer. Her lips landed on mine and that's when sparks turned to fireworks. I licked the bottom of her lip, asking for access. Aphmau opened her mouth, and our tongues wrestled for dominance. She let out a small moan while bringing her hands to my neck. We rolled to our side and continued kissing.

Her hands twisted into my hair and pushed my head to deepen the kiss.

I pulled away and kissed her jaw, I made my way down her neck and to her shoulder. I continued my trail of kisses back to her mouth and my hand grabbed the bottom of her shirt.

And she pushed me away gently.

"Garroth, you know anyone could break down my door at anytime. You know we can't do that, what we're doing now is risky enough." She sighed, her voice filled with sorrow, "even though I really want to. It's just too risky.

"We could go to my house" I offered. Aphmau shook her head, letting out another sigh.

"Laurence, Dante, and Travis are all there."

"When are we going to tell people about us Aph?" I questioned while leaning up against the wall.

"I don't know...but Kawaii~Chan is so dead set on Aaron and I...I'd hate to ruin her dreams"

"We should tell them soon, or they'll think you're cheating on Aaron. When you two aren't even dating."

Aaron and Aphmau agreed to fake date so Kawaii~Chan would take down her shrine and stop praying for her ship to sail.

"I know but..."

"As long as you're happy keeping us a secret, it's ok. I just would love to rub it in Laurence's face" I teased.

"You're the best. I love you"

"I love you too"

She leaned her forehead on mine and smiled.

"There's a small motel outside of town, we can tell them I ordered something and it went to the wrong address, and that you're giving me a drive. And when we get to the motel we can..."

She didn't even have to finish, I kissed her and grinned as we pulled away.

"Let's go get that package" I said standing up.

A/N Yeah, it's a little inappropriate, but you know what? I needed immense Garrmau fluff and thought I'd share some. I DID GIVE A WARNING!!! I hope you guys liked it, I love you all. Byeee devils!!!