Me: *Proposes idea*

You: Omg that would be so awesome I'll read it the second it comes out

Me: Okay, it will be on my joint account *Makes it*

You: *Doesn't read*

Me: -.-

(A Broken Heart and a Murderer  and On the Train have one chapter uploaded. ABHM  has a second chapter ready, but it isn't uploaded. Perfect Child  and Life  have chapter one in progress, but not ready yet.)