private messages.
( between beatrice & matthew )

matthew
hey bea

i have a wild question or two for you

beatrice
yes matthew??

matthew
do you remember your party a few days ago??

beatrice
yeah i remember :)

why?

matthew
ok this is the weird part of the question

do you remember a girl, at least 32 who's wicked tall (almost like me) with brown hair?

beatrice
yeah that was weird ahaha

and uh, there was a lot of girls like that at the party, can you be more specific?

matthew
erm
she has a cat named pluto and she loves capri sun pouches

and shes really really cute

beatrice
whoa wAIT A SECOND

why are you asking about my sister? did you just call my sister cute? shit, what did margo do this time?

matthew
wait shes your sister??

beatrice
....

why are you asking about her??

matthew
we met at the party and i thought she was pretty cool, but we weren't able to exchange names or numbers at the end of the night so...

beatrice
matthew gray gubler...

did you sleep with my sister?

matthew
ASDFGHJKL OH MY GOD NO

ALL WE DID WAS TALK ABOUT STUFF GOING ON IN OUR LIVES AND GAVE ADVICE

I SWEAR TO YOU BEATRICE, NOTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENED

beatrice
oh thank FUCK

...so you just have a crush on her, huh 😏

matthew
uh no

i just think she's rad and wanna be her friend

beatrice
sounds fake, but okay

matthew
bea, i don't like her like that

beatrice
yeah okay matthew

***-***-**** that's her number

and her name is margo, just so you know

matthew
thank you beatrice

sorry if this was weird

beatrice
eh you're fine

have fun texting her :)

matthew
haha, yeah okay i'll do my best