Preston: we lost Roknar

Lycan: oh fuck, hang on

Lycan, yelling loudly: PRESTON DESERVES NOTHING GOOD IN LIFE

Roknar, in the distance: I wILL END YOU

Lycan: found him

Minty: sometimes I feel insecure.

Minty: but then I look at roknar and my self esteem shoots through the roof.

Virus: Discord, are you a painting?

Discord: no..?

Virus: cause I just want to nail you against the wall~

Lyric: oh god dammit! I thought you were gonna say that you wanted to hang him.

Lucid: did you must refer to that knife as "human opener"?

Mercury: am I wrong?

(somewhere, in an alternative universe:)

Sony: bro I can hold the world in my hands

Aiden: no you can't bro

Sony, cupping Aiden's cheeks: your my world bro

Aiden, holding back tears: b r o

Lycan: alright shut the fuck up you little shits

Lycan: not you Sony, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.

Lyric: what if I said no pets?

Roknar: you can't just throw minty out like that.

Minty: eXCUSE YOU

Beartooth: Aurora, why is there a photo of Luna on top of the Christmas tree?

Aurora: because she's the real star here.

Minty: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I'm a decent person!

Roknar: and even deeper down, you're an even bigger asshole.

Mara: I need dating advice..

Virus: just because I'm married, doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Officer! Mercury: alright, what're your names?

Tayla: don't tell him Marika

Officer! Mercury, writing it down: Marika

Marika: great job Tayla.

Officer! Mercury: ...

Marika: fuck

Tayla: nOW WE RUN

Slit: do something with your life that would make a 1950s white man mad.

Aurora: I'm a lesbian that can't cook, what more do you want?

???: well, she-

Mercury: it's he.

???, with a smug grin: well on your birth certificate-

Mercury: it also says '8lbs, 6 oz' a lot has changed over the years.

Preston: what do you want for your birthday?

Roknar: I want you---

Preston: ??

Roknar: I uh I want you to be happy