"This is insane..." Teddy muttered to herself as she stood outside the open gates of the school. "More like a fortress." She mumbled.

A sudden loud explosion made her scream and dive to the ground, covering her head with her hands. "What the shit?!" She looked up, the east wing of the building was now in flames. "Motherfucker!!!"

"You called?" A voice asked.

She looked to her front and saw a man's pants crotch. "Uhh..." She blinked, seeming to stare at it before slowly casting her eyes upward to meet the owner of said crotch.

"Fufufu, what a naughty student~" A man with blonde hair and white horn-rimmed sunglasses spoke with an amused laugh. "Why are you outside the campus? That's against school rules, you know~"

She immediately felt herself sweating bullets as the man leaned down to inspect her face. Damn he was tall... And what is up with that ridiculous pink feathery coat?!

"You don't look familiar..." He frowned and lifted her chin up, eyes locking with her scared pink orbs. "You must be Kumagai Theodora, the new student?"

She nodded, "Y-Yes..."

The man grinned wide and stood upright. Again, DAMN he was tall.

"My name is Donquixote Doflamingo, this school's principal." He chuckled. "I suggest you follow me inside. Unless, of course, you'd rather stay out here?" He instructed and began to walk away.

Teddy didn't know what seemed scarier: her following a giant principal to a burning school or staying outside where she could possibly be kidnapped, raped, killed, or all three.

"Yeah, I'll take my chances with the pink fluff." She decided, then grabbed her bags and started sprinting after the man.

The school grounds were completely empty, mainly because the students were in class already. Teddy glanced around her new environment and noticed that each classroom was behind glass instead of concrete walls, making everything inside the room completely visible.

"No privacy, much?" She joked to herself as she and Doflamingo observed the students as they walked.

One student, a man with moss green hair, was sleeping in his seat. Another student in the other room, was hiding behind a book and eating a slice of pizza.

"Mr. Donquixote?" She began. "Why are all the walls made of glass?"

She heard him chuckle quietly, before stopping and turning to her. "It's so that I can keep an eye on my students, miss Kumagai." He replied smoothly then resumed walking.

Teddy stared at his back. He didn't even seem to care about the fact that his students weren't even paying attention! What the hell?!

Sighing, she continued to follow him until they reached the girl's dorm. He stopped in front of the elevator, which was also made of glass, and pushed the button. "Now, here is your room key." He gave her a silver key with a smiley face at the bow. "You can skip today for unpacking and touring around the campus. Your classes start tomorrow, mmkay?"

Teddy smiled a bit and nodded, hiding the key away in her skirt pocket. She waited for the elevator to arrive and, when it did, followed after Doflamingo as he headed inside.

"What do you think you're doing?" He asked her with an arched eyebrow. She stopped just as she was about to enter through the doors. "Students take the stairs, silly girl." He said and pointed to the flight of stairs beside the elevator.

"But what about my bags?" She asked but was cut off when the elevator doors closed shut. Doflamingo waved with a smile as he ascended the floors.

"Sadistic bastard making me suffer." She huffed angrily and took out her key. Room 666.

"Fucking brilliant." She muttered irritated, then began to lug her heavy suitcase up the stairs.

After about three flights of never ending tortuous climbing, Teddy collapsed as she reached the fourth floor and sprawled herself out on the floor. "I'm dying... Someone please help me..." She whined.

Everyone was in class, so no one can hear her. She whined again, "Day 1 in Grand Line University and I'm already dying."

The silence echoed her voice through the hallways. She decided to take a break. Wouldn't hurt, right?

After ten minutes, she fell asleep on the cold hard floor. A figure walked up the stairs and paused, seeing a pair of feet at the top of the steps, and curiously walked over.

"Who is this??"