Conversation. 

Me: I have died.

David: How are you dead of you're talking to us?

Henry: Was it some kind of curse?

Me: Hey Henry! I missed you bud!

Regina: You know Henry already?

Henry: Yeah. I've known her for years.

David: Lex? How are you talking to us if you're dead?

Me: Hmm? OH, sorry David. So anyway I was killed in the most demonous way.

Hook: Was it the bloody crocodile?

Me: No Hook. It wasn't the bitch Gold.

Emma: Dang girl!

Peter Pan: You've got fire. I like fire.

Me: Ohmygod! Is Peter Pan! *knees get weak*

Henry: *runs to me and holds me up* Don't fall Lex! I thought you were a little better now!

Me: *shakes head no* I'm not, I'm really not.

Hook: Was it the bloody demon that killed you?

Peter Pan: I didn't kill her. *looks at me starring at him* Actually, maybe I am...

Mary Margret: Lex? Sweety? Can you tell us now?

Regina: Yeah, we don't have forever.

Bae: Yeah, we just got here from Neverland.

Me and Henry: Who's we?

Peter Pan: I told Felix to come to Storybrook with Baelfire.

Emma: Lex!

Me: Ok ok! Chill out savior!

David: Go on.

Me: So I was reading this story-

Mary Margret and Henry: What was it about?!

Regina: Snow! Henry! She was about to tell us!

Me: *glanced at Peter*

Peter Pan: *looking at me with a small smile*

Mary Margret: Oh! *whispers in my ear* Are you and Peter together?!

Me: *blushes*

Henry: *heard everything* *beams* Really Lex?! Finally! Why were you so nervous then?

Peter Pan: *small smile on his face while looking at me, walks over and grabs my hand* Because no one knew about us.

Hook: You like that bloody demon?!

Emma: Killian! Let Lex judge him herself. She's a very smart girl.

Me: Thanks Emma.

Regina: Great. So this is sweet and all but how are you dead? 

Me: Oh. Yeah so I was reading a funny story about Peter on this app called Wattpad on my tablet, and he was watching the Disney movie of Peter Pan with the girl in the book and Peter was saying he doesn't look like that and it was nothing like the real thing and then he did that thing with his eyebrows and I started laughing at how he reacted in the book. So I died of laughter. 

Peter Pan: Seriously? The thing with the eyebrows? I don't have a thing. 

Every one else: Yes you do. 

Henry: *dies of laughter* I died too Lex! That's funny! 

Me: See?! 

Mary Margret: That is a good way to die Lex. 

David: I thought it was going to be more serious than last time Lex. 

Henry: Will you never learn? 

Me: Never.