jimin
i gotta say

taehyung
whatever that is, please don't

jimin
when i imagined us sleeping together i didn't picture me cuddling a lion plushie as i lay alone on a mattress on your bedroom floor

taehyung
i fucking knew it

jimin
like seriously i imagined cuddling you instead

jimin
i really wouldn't mind sleeping on the floor if i'm with you

jimin
floor sex is great

taehyung
i now deeply regret what happened last night

taehyung
and no jimin, that floor sex will never happen

jimin
hey

jimin
seriously though

jimin
thank you

taehyung
it's aight

jimin
but does this mean we're friends now

taehyung
woah honey slow down

jimin
"h ONEY"

taehyung
and this is why we can't be friends

jimin
but you helped me sleep :(

taehyung
yeah because i'm actually a nice person

jimin
friends help each other

taehyung
friends also trust each other

taehyung
and i don't trust you just yet, park jimin

jimin
you let me sleep in your bedroom...

taehyung
i trust that you've got plans for your future and that jail time isn't a part of that

taehyung
but i don't trust you per se

jimin
that doesn't make any fucking sense but okay