So listen, you are really good. No flaws, correct texture.

But you are kind of smaller than average.

History tells us that buyers pick the average ones.

Hanging around in the display case is not going to improve things.

So, I am going to recommend a career change.

You will need to be a little more flexible.

Do not worry, the whole process is free from performance anxiety.

You will admit you're not perfect, Porkchop. 

prompt from 'Steven Universe'