I don't know how people act when they're high, but I have an idea of how they act when they're drunk, so I'm going off of that.

It was party time.

And boy, everyone at the Office was excited.

They had all turned their desk phones to automatic voicemail and turned off their computers, neatly stacking away their papers. They had the whole Office for the party, and Ink had some party games planned. He was obviously the most excited, since he adored this holiday.

"Yay!" Ink cheered, hugging the large gallon of apple cider.

"You might spill it!" Sci said, rushing over to keep the gallon stable.

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Honey hummed as he walked into his kitchen, a soft smile on his face. He felt pretty good today. From managing to make pretty good rice krispies to making special brownies with a certain ingredient, he was doing pretty good.

But, that all went downhill when he opened up the fridge and realized what mistake he had did hours ago.

Hegave Blue the brownies, not the rice krispies.

"My pot brownies!" Papyrus screeched, "I gave them to Blue! Everyone is going to get high!"

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"Even though my brown-E's are great," Sans said, "I'll take one of Blue's brownies."

Sans grabbed one and placed it onto his plate, turning to Alphys and saying another pun. She laughed slightly, adjusting her glasses.

"Lust, your shirt is on the table!" Dream called out to Lust, who was looking around his desk for his shirt.

"Thank you!" Lust yelled, quickly running into the Conference room to retrieve his shirt.

"So, why does Ink like autumn so much?" Horror asked Lust as Lust slipped his shirt back on, him eating a while brownie in just a few bites.

"He just really likes it," Lust said shrugging, "Like how you said you like meat. There's not an exact reason, you just like it because you do, you just do. And he has an obsession on it, so we have fun."

"Wait, since when did Nightmare acknowledge his brother's existence?" Horror asked, gesturing towards the other side of the room.

Lust glanced over to see that the two brothers were actually talking to each other for the first time in the Office. And both of them were smiling too, not frowning or shouting like Nightmare usually did.

He seemed a lot tamer then usual when he wasn't talking to Cross. Usually, whenever he wasn't talking to Cross, he looked in a bad mood constantly, but he wasn't talking to Cross and he looked generally happy.

It caught both of them off guard, to be honest.

"Oh," Cross said, overhearing their conversation as he was grabbing a brownie and a cookie, "I forced him and Dream to work it out last night at Geno's house. There was a lot of yelling and crying, but they worked it through."

"That's nice," Lust said, "I'm glad, I was upset at Nightmare for ignoring Dream. Family's important."

At that moment Killer walked in with Sci, who was laughing slightly at a joke Killer had said. Sci was finishing up a piece of pizza before he grabbed a brownie, nibbling on the edge.

"You should get one of these," Sci said, "They're actually really good."

"Vegan," Killer said, shaking his head, "Sorry, I don't know the ingredients in them, can't trust them."

"Eh, it's alright," Sci said, "I'll go give one to Fell."

He grabbed one onto a napkin and walked out towards Fell, who was talking to Death.

"Hey, do you want a brownie?" Sci asked his friend.

"Nah, I'm good, I don't like brownies too much," Fell said.

"And I'm not hungry, I just had three slices of pizza," Death said when Sci offered him the piece.

"Oh, I'll just eat it then," Sci said, quickly gulping down the brownie since he already had touched it.

"So, how many guys were there?" Death asked Fell.

"Um... Five," Fell said, "They got me pretty good too, attacked me right outside of the bowling place because I looked like easy LV. But I taught them a few lessons!"

Sci narrowed his eyes, taking a sip,of water. Fell said there was nine before, and that they had mugged him on his way home. That story was completely different.

Was he hiding something?

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30 minutes later

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The pot had kicked in by then.

The people who had eaten the brownies were Blue, Sans, Nightmare, Dream, Horror, Ink, Sci, and Geno.

And after 30 minutes, it had kicked into their systems.

"Heeeeey," Sans said to Death, who was standing inside of the kitchen next to a wobbly Geno.

"You ok?" Death asked him, pulling at his newly bought hood.

"Knooooock knock," Sans said.

"Who's there?" Death sighed.

"THE DOOR!" Sans yelled, his eye glowing a bright blue as the door flung out of it's hinges and slammed into Death, him yelling in mostly surprise, not pain.

Geno broke out in laughter, slowly sinking to the floor a little bit each time a howl of laughter errupted from his teeth. Once he reached the floor he lay on his back, still laughing loudly with no signs of stopping. He was holding a bowl of jello that had sunk down with him, it sitting on top of his ribcage.

"Sans, what the heck?" Death said, standing up.

"THAT'S F*CKING HILARIOUS!" Geno yelled angrily, sticking his whole hand into the jello bowl and slamming it into his teeth.

"Did I say corn already?" Sans whispered, tilting his head.

"Are you guys drunk?" Death asked them in confusion, looking back and forth between them.

"The door is!" Sans yelled, hovering the door up from the ground and slamming it into death again.

"COMFEDY!" Geno tried to yell the word 'comedy', but it came out muffled due to the jello.

He then rolled to his left towards the bathrooms, him pushing open the door to the mens restroom before he continued rolling halfway inside, stopping abruptly.

"I can't use toilets since I'm a skeleton!" Geno laughed, "And the only guys here are skeletons! What a rip off! I want my money back!"

"Geno, Sans, are you guys ok?" Death asked, crouching down next to Geno, who was halfway in the bathroom and halfway out.

"THE DOOR!" Sans screeched again, attacking Death with the bathroom door this time.

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Meanwhile, the other people in the Office were having their own problems with the now high office workers.

The first was Fell with Sci, who had two brownies.

And boy, whatever was inside of them was strong.

"I am the chair King!" Sci announced.

"Dude, get down from there," Fell said, looking up at him.

"I didn't just say chicken nuggets!" Sci abruptly said, throwing a paper ball at Fell, "You didn't hear anything!"

While Fell was dropping off something in Sci's car, Sci had managed to stack all of the Office chairs up and was sitting on top of them, like a throne, his head grazing the ceiling. Fell was standing at the base of the large structure, looking up at him with an amused expression.

"Sci, you should get down from there!" Fell said.

Sci didn't seem to hear him, instead he was staring at the wall with intent, as if he would die if he looked away.

"Sci, are you even listening?" Fell asked, crossing his arms.

"Theeeeeee fairies, they told me everything," Sci said, "Time baby is in control, not us!"

"Does this usually happen at parties 'round here?" Fell asked, looking over at Alphys, who was staring up at Sci.

"Um, n-no..." Alphys said in shock, "Someone m-might've s-spiked the apple cider o-or something..."

Suddenly, Sci started to tip over, a light snoring coming from his as it became apparent that he had fell asleep. However, he became unstable and started to fall off his great pile of chairs, in which Fell quickly shuffled a little to the left to catch him, grunting in pain from Sci hitting one of his wounds.

"A-Are you ok?" Alphys asked him.

"Yeah," Fell said, hoisting Fell up to secure him in his arms, "He's definitely drunk or high or something, so I'm going to take him home."

"You l-live w-with him?" Alphys asked.

Fell blushed, looking away, "For now! It's the doctors orders!"

"Ok," Alphys said, "I-I hope he g-gets over whatever I-is inside o-of his system."

"I do too, bye Alphys," Fell said before he walked out of the Office with an unconscious Sci in his arms.

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The next person having a problem with someone who was high was Killer, who was trying to deal with Dream.

Dream was sitting inside of the place where his chair was supposed to be tucked into his desk, half chewing on a ruler.

"Dream, give me the ruler," Killer said, kneeling down next to his desk.

"No!" Dream hissed, "I need to lose height!"

"Dream," Killer tried to reason, "If you give me the ruler I'll go get you another brownie."

"Brownies give you flying chickens!" Dream said, "No flying chickens, they're the reason the curious cat died! The surrounded it and shot it to death!"

"I don't think that happens," Killer said, laughing slightly.

"It's in a movie!" Dream said, nibbling on the ruler.

"What movie had a bunch if chickens ganging up on a curious cat and killing it?"

"A Twilight and Bee Movie crossover."

Killer couldn't contain his laughter. That was so random and it had caught him off guard, so he was a chuckling mess.

"You like Twilight, don't you Squidward?" Dream continued with his randomness, giving Killer a funny face.

"What am I going to do with you?" Killer asked himself, quieting down his laughter.

"The questions life will always answer," Dream said, crawling out from under his desk and laying on Killers thighs, "I'm embracing my inner T-Rex, meow."

"Aha!" Killer exclaimed as he snatched the ruler from Killer's hands, quickly throwing it across the Office.

"I don't approve of this!" The shorter skeleton said from his lap, face planting his face into Killer's chest, "Now you're a pillow. I'm tired."

"Dre-"

"Hush pillow."

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Meanwhile, Error had chased Ink to the bathroom, who had suddenly ran in there with no explanation and started to hug the toliet.

"What are you doing?" Error asked, pulling out his phone and started to record this.

"I'm marrying the toilet!" Ink declared, "He's the perfect husband! He never cheats, and he's a great listener! He also can deal with a lot of Crap!"

"Says your Mom!" Geno yelled from the doorway, even though they were close enough to talk normally.

"Ink, was there alcohol here and did you get drunk?" Error asked him.

Ink started to giggle loudly, hugging the toilet as he did so.

"What's funny?" Error asked him, walking up next to him and sitting down.

"You're skull is really big and wavey!" Ink giggled, reaching out and poking it, "It loooooooks like your floating!"

"Holy Crap your drunk or something," Error said, "Here, let's get you up."

"Lord, beer me strength!" Ink cried out as Error hoisted him up.

"Don't let goooooooo Jack..." Ink cried, wrapping his arms and legs around Error's torso, "Dooooon't let go!"

"You're so wasted," Error laughed, wrapping his hands around Ink before slipping his phone back into his pocket, "Someone spiked something hardcore inside of something."

"Oh, that would explain it," Death said, picking up the loudly laughing Geno into his arms, "He does look high though, I think someone put a lot of alcohol or weed inside of something that these two ate."

"Weeds such a funny word," Geno laughed, resting his head on Death's chest, "I like funny words!"

"Funny words are funny!" Ink said, giggling with Geno.

"Aren't they!" Geno giggled a bit louder then Ink.

They both continued giggling with each other, it slowly getting louder and louder until they were howling with laughter. Death and Error simply watched them with amused, yet confused expressions.

"I should've kept my phone recording," Error sighed.

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Lust was sitting at his desk, searching around for his keys, which he didn't seem to be able to find. Meanwhile, Horror was laying on his desk, playing with two pencils.

"Sally, will you marry me?" Horror said in a low pitched voice, shaking one of the pencils.

"No Tim," He then said in a high pitched voice, "I don't love you, I love Ryan."

"Nuuuuuu!" Horror said, shaking the other pencil.

"Where did I put my keys?" Lust muttered, rummaging around his desk.

"Sally, goodbye!" Horror said as he placed one of the pencils at the edge of the desk.

"No, don't do it!" He said in his Sally voice, shaking the other pencil.

Lust stopped for a second to watch him, an amused grin on his face as he watched Horror flung one of the pencils off his desk.

"Horror, you're so high!" Lust laughed, "And drunk too!"

"Oh, hey, dudett," Horror whispered, shuffling his body on the desk to turn to Lust, "Wanna hear a super secretly secret?"

"Sure," Lust said, putting down a few papers and turning his attention towards him.

"But whatever you do, don't tell Lust," Horror whispered.

"I won't," Lust whispered back, eager to hear what he was going to say.

"I like Lust," Horror whispered, "A lot..."

"Hold on," Lust quickly said, pulling out his phone and starting to record, "Repeat what you said, please?"

When Lust had worked at the strip club, he learned how to tell if someone was high, drunk, or both. He also learned how to deal with them when they were like that. So, it was pretty easy for Lust to figure out what to do with Horror, which was let him go until it wore off. And, of course, record this moment because he's been waiting for him to say it for a bit now.

"I like Lust, a lot!" Horror said, not seeming to notice the camera, "He's really cute, and I love his laugh, and his smile sparkles, and I was planning on throwing Death off the roof and rescuing Lust from that relationship. Don't teeeell Lust, but I want to kiss him so badly."

"I won't tell him," The receptionist giggled before his hand grasped his keys, "Oh, there they are. Horror, we're going to my house, let's go."

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Meanwhile, Dust was dealing with Blue, and Cross was dealing with Nightmare in the Conferance room.

"But your so comfy!" Noghtmare whined, hugging Cross' leg closer to him.

Nightmare was laying chest down on the floor, hugging Cross' leg. Cross was standing at the table and was trying to figure out what the heck had down something to half of their workers with Dust. Cross would try to walk to another table, but Nightmare holding his leg stopped him.

"Nightmare, can you let go of my foot?" Cross asked, a light blush on his skull, "I need to find out what did that to you."

"But your leg is the best leg!" Nightmare said, yanking Cross' leg closer to him.

That caused Cross to fall backwards onto his back, Nightmare bringing more of his leg into his embrace. This was just confusing Cross more then anything. Why his leg, of all body parts?

"Nightmare, let to of my leg!" Cross said, trying to push Nightmare off.

"Nooooooooo!" Nightmare whined, "I don't wanna! Your a meanie!"

While that was occurring, Dust was trying to get Blue's attention. Blue seemed really out of it, him slowly rocking back and forth in his seat. He had a dazed expression on his face, not noticing Dust next to him.

"Hey, Blue," Dust said, poking him.

No response.

"Blue!" Dust said.

No response.

"Bl-"

"I SAID NO!" Blue suddenly snapped, biting Dust's fingers.

"Can you let go of my fingers?" Dust asked him, not really affected by the sudden act.

"Nf," Blue muttered, biting down on his hand.

Suddenly, Blue's phone rang, him not making any move to answer it. So, Dust had to take matters into his own hand, reaching over to the table and grabbing Blue's sparkly blue phone.

"Hello?" Dust asked.

"Who is this?" A males voice asked.

"I'm Dust, Blue's co-worker," Dust introduced himself.

"Can you put Blue on, I'm his brother, Honey?" The voice asked.

"Not really, he's busy," Dust said, watching as Blue chomped down on the side of his hand and gnawed on it.

"Well, tell him to NOT eat the brownies I gave him."

"Oh, so that's what it was!"

"What?"

"I've been trying to figure out what had something inside of it, and it turns out its the brownies. Thanks."

"Oh no, I'm sorry, I got it mixed up. How many people ate them?"

"Half the Office, including Blue. Whatever you put inside of them made half of us really crazy."

"How's Blue doing?"

"He is currently chewing on my hand, I think he's hungry, but I wasn't letting him eat anything in case it made him more high."

"Heh heh mweh!" Blue laughed for no reason, gnawing down the right side of Dust's hand like some sort of bone with meat on it.

"Oh no. I'm so sorry, I'll never do that again. Did anyone get hurt?"

"Well, other than my arm, no. Don't worry, I've been watching over Blue so he doesn't get hurt."

"Thank you. Is his Fiancé there?"

"No, he hasn't been here today. Thankfully."

"That's good, he would've taken advantage of it. Can you do me a solid, Dust?"

"Sure."

"Take him to your house to recover. I don't want him near Edge in that state since he'd probably get raped, and he'd get even more high at my house. So, just watch over him until he gets over it then drop him off at my house, I'll tell Edge there was an emergency with our parents."

"But Blue's parents walked out on him when he was a baby, he told me that."

"Edge doesn't know that since he doesn't listen to Blue."

"Oh, that's smart. I'll get going to my house with him, thanks for telling me."

"Please keep him safe."

"I will, I'll drive him to your house tomorrow."

The call ended as Dust put the phone back down, turning to Cross, who was on the floor and trying to pry Nightmare off of him with a furious purple blush.

"Hey," Dust said, "It was the brownies, Blue's brother mixed up his high brownies and his rice krispies."

"That makes sense," Cross said.

"C'mon Blue, let's get going," Dust said, taking his hand away from Blue and picking him up into his arms.

"Mweh," Blue said, chewing on Dust's shoulder.

《》《》《》

That was a rather long chapter!

The ships are getting more time with each other! Yay!

Also, if you guys want, I can show you my ringtone:

https://youtu.be/VjB1HEYo7g0

And I think you guys are really going to like the next chapter.

But, I'm in a pickle. The next chapter is going to be them recovering from being high, so I was wondering if you wanted two parts or just one. I can't decide yet, that's why this chapter is 30 minutes earlier.