Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

BA DUM TSSS

Sorry..that was lame.

I'll sing a song instead *clears throat*

But plant your hope with good seeds. Don't cover yourself with...feather and beaks.

Sorry again. Awfully sorry.

(P.S. The original song is called Thistle and Weeds by Mumford and Sons. Check it out!)