Despite rumours, Peter Parker does, in fact, have an internship at Stark Industries. It's just that it isn't exactly a normal internship. For Peter, his internship is mostly web-slinging around the city saving cats stuck in trees, or stopping robberies at little Mom-and-Pop shops around Queens. When he isn't out being Queens' beloved vigilante, he's in Tony Stark's personal lab tuning up his web shooters, or helping Tony create new gear for the Avengers.

Unlike other interns, Peter finds himself creating new weapons for the Avengers, or creating useless, but cute, little robots to do pointless activities around the lab like dance whenever anyone drops a tool, or brews too hot coffee just to piss off his mentor. Mr Stark tends to be really lenient with Peter's shenanigans, whether it be building a floating cup holder, or testing the limits of string telephones, he doesn't exactly care as long as Peter isn't harming anyone or letting out SI secrets.

So Peter making a personal twitter account for him as Mr Stark's personal intern isn't exactly the weirdest project he's taken on. Of course, any videos or photos he posts has to be vetted by their PR team for fear of letting out SI trade secrets, but to say he is excited is an understatement.

hello :) @TSintern
twitter im here haha :))

      ↪️ nedward @LEEDS.me.away
      HE'S HERE YOOOOO

            ↪️ hello :) @TSintern
             YOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM HERE

     ↪️ we live in a society @MJ03
     oh no

          ↪️ hello :) @TSintern
          oh yes

     ↪️ Tony Stark ✔️ @iamironman
    kid you couldn't have made a better first tweet?

           ↪️ hello :) @TSintern
             no 💕

To say his account blew up overnight would not be an exaggeration. Twitter is having a fit bringing up conspiracies on who he could be and just who he is to Tony Stark. It's funny, watching the internet collectively blowing up in confusion and having his twitter mentions go insane. That night, after he had finished his lab time and finds himself lounging on this couch in the penthouse next to Pepper while Tony is in the kitchen arguing with Cap on how to make spaghetti he pulls the app out again.

hello :) @TSintern
those two are always arguing about something @iamironman @CaptainAmerica [video of Captain America and Tony Stark quietly arguing over a pot of pasta with Black Widow sitting on the counter beside them with an amused expression and a cup of coffee in hand]

       ↪️ !domestic avengers! @brbsimping
       WHAT

               ↪️ sarah @TSinternfan
               they're living the dream?? dinner w the avengers??

     ↪️ going dark @deadpool69
     the intern was invited to dinner but not me D:

              ↪️ was invited to dinner✔️ @blackwidow
              Yes.

Dinner is a blast, turns out Tony and Steve were arguing about which pasta sauce they wanted to use and settled on neither choices considering Natasha piped up with a differing opinion and neither were willing to overwrite her opinion. The rest of the night was calm, Peter logs out of twitter mostly due to his notifications blowing up, but also to stop the temptation to live tweet their movie night.

The next day starts off quieter. Saturday begins with Peter waking up in his room in the tower before scuttling to level 98 after saying good morning to Dr Banner to finish new arrows for Mr Barton (he's making arrows for Hawkeye and he still is fanboying about it). It is only when he accidentally slipped and absolutely destroyed their welding mask that he is forced to leave the sanctuary of Tony's personal lab.

NO ONE TELL MR STARK @TSintern
oh fuck oh no oh shit [image of a flattened welding mask, bent unnaturally with the glass section for the eyes completely shattered]

     ↪️ georgey @sciencenerd298
     how did you do this @TSintern like actually how

     ↪️ currently doing homework :( @brbsimping
     yeah no one tell @iamironman

                ↪️ >:) @sucks2suck
                vouch @iamironman simply do not see

i cant believe youve done this @TSintern
hey besties which one of you snitched [image of a hand pressed against the glass door, on the other side is Tony's lab, all projects blurred out but Tony Stark is in focus and raising one eyebrow looking as if he is shooing the person away with one hand]

          ↪️ i cant believe youve done this @TSintern
          time to go bother my coworkers who i have never met before for a welding mask haha L

Peter, as he wanders floor 24, resident floor for intern labs, looking for a new welding mask was 'subtly' tailed by a security guard and watched by a few of the older interns in the lab, all of which have a confused look on their faces. Still, he plays naive and smiles at the Lab Director on the floor and asks, "Do you have an extra welding mask I can borrow? I'll bring it back as soon as we get a new one."

The LD eyes him curiously, "What floor do you work on?" Her eyes dart to Peter's decidedly badge-less shirt and bunny pyjama pants, "Can I see your ID card?"

Fumbling with his words, Peter has no idea how he was supposed to tell the LD that he doesn't have an ID card because Mr Stark just never gave him one and Happy hasn't said anything about it and until now he didn't know other people even had ID cards. Before he can mutter out a half-assed excuse FRIDAY pipes up, "As Mr Stark's personal intern, Peter does not need a badge. Please assist him in finding a new welding mask, Mr Stark is getting agitated at the wait."

A hush falls over the floor and everyone freezes, Peter notices a few of the younger interns whispering among themselves mumbling about his twitter. The security guard sheepishly backs up and the Lab director looks embarrassed before murmuring to follow her and she leads Peter to a supply closet full of personal protective equipment and hands him a new welding mask. Peter smiles and thanks her before rushing back up to floor 98 to give Mr Stark the mask and decidedly tells FRIDAY to remind him later to actually go around and properly meet the other interns when he is not in his pyjamas.

Tony perks up when Peter arrives with the new mask and grabs it and throws it on before getting to work, "Thanks, kid. I heard from FRIDAY you got a little trouble from everyone downstairs? You okay?"

Falling onto his stool, Peter looks back at his almost complete prototype of the new arrow head, "Yeah, they just didn't know who I was and since I didn't have a badge and showed up in my pyjamas they were a little confused. FRIDAY cleared it up though."

Humming thoughtfully, Tony finishes welding and walks over to where Peter is and ruffles his hair as he analyses the arrowhead looking pleased with Peter's work. "Maybe I should stop hogging you to myself. You could make some friends and help SI out in more than just creating Avengers tech." Mr Stark thoughtfully looks down at Peter who was eyeing his mentor (totally not a father-figure, haha nope because Peter has not called Tony dad, nope he did not despite what the Avengers say or FRIDAYs recordings say), "if you want to of course, Pete."

Tony walks over to their coffee machine and swears as he takes a sip of the scalding hot liquid, "Mr Stark, I think that might be fun. As long as I can still work up here too and continue with my other 'internship.'" Peter mimics throwing and dorkily grins.

"Of course, kid."

So that's how it begins. Peter's adventures as now both Tony Stark's personal intern, as well as a regular intern that runs around the lower floors helping out his coworkers on project- all the while tweeting his adventures both working as an Intern and spending time with the Avengers.

new job pog? @TSintern
mr stark is now allowing me to hang with the other interns ahaha i am ready to cause chaos on the main levels with way too much power and clearance than a teenager should ever have

        ↪️ Tony Stark ✔️ @iamironman
       go have fun, kid. see you in my lab usual time wednesday.

        ↪️ hello fam @avengersrcool
        tony who is this kid and why is he so powerful

        ↪️ paul @biomedsuperior
        can't wait to meet you!

        ↪️ nedward @LEEDS.me.away
        dude ur so cool

                ↪️ new job pog? @TSintern
                not as cool as u :D

      ↪️ o.o @plutoisaplanet
      everyone is excited to meet you/invite you to karaoke night

              ↪️ new job pog? @TSintern
              KARAOKE YOOOOOOOOOO