Author: *lies in bed and reads fanfiction*

*knock at door*

Author: UGH SHUT UP IM READING!!!

Peter: *from other side of door* But supermaxywaxy. You need to look at your watt-

Author: I SAID SHUT UP I IS READING!!!!!!!!

Peter: Please just look at your Wattpa-

Author: PETER I IS READING!!! IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I WILL NEVER WRITE THE CHAPTER WHERE YOU COFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE TO Y/N!!!!!!

Peter:...

Author: That's what I thought.

Author: ugh this fanfic is boring. I'm going. To check Wattpad.

*a few seconds of silence*

Author: OMG WHAT THE HECK!?!?! 30K READS HOW DE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?!?! WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME!!!!

Peter: *sighs*

Author: 1.27K VOTES?!?! WHAT THE?!?! HOW THE?!?! WHAT?!?! PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE MY WRITING?!?!?!

Author: *does awkward dance*

Peter: what are you doing?

Author: *le gasp* how did you get in my room?!

Peter: um, you wrote this short skit. You tell me.

Author: DONT BREAK THE FREAKING FOURTH WALL!!!!

Peter: *sigh* I'll just be going now

Author: Okay! HAVE FUN DREAMING ABOUT READER-CHAN!!!!

Peter: *blushes*

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE READS AND ALL THE VOTES!! I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD GET 30k READS. LIKE RJEBENXK EJDBDNEBEHEJ. AND THANK YOU ESPECIALLY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE STUCK TO MY STORY THROUGH OUT ALL THE CRAPPY CHAPTERS THAT ARE REALLY SHORT AND I JUST THOUGHT OF ON THE SPOT!!! *blows kisses* THANKS SO MUCH!!! IM GOING TO GO HAVE A PARTY AND EVERYONE ONE OF MY READERS IS INVITED!!! WOOOO!!!!!!