Jonah | Girl  

"Hey Pickles."

"Why did the banana go to the doctors?"

"Uh.. I don't know?"

"Because... HE WASN'T PEELING VERY WELL!"

"Are you serious?"

"No, I'm Harry Potter."

"..."

*noises of running*

"What're you doing?"

"Russian around."

"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME."

"Stop stalin. THINK UP A DECENT PUN."

"This is dreadful."

"Yeah, I'm getting back at you."

"This is a punishment."

"That was GOOD!"

"Thank you."

"Anyway, I must stop stalin and should run! Bye!"

"Bye!"

"..."

"P.S. You used the 'stalin' one twice so, you lose."

A/N: #166 in SS!!! <-- I'm a rebel. My english teacher told us not to use more than two exclamation marks a line. HAHAHA. (I'm actually pathetic.) WOW! THANKS A LOT GUYS :D!

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