Jonah | Lilo

"Hi."

"Huh?"

"Since when do you sound-"

"Poot?"

"High pitched?"

"Pip pip."

"What the actual-"

"Nonononono. Say poot! SAY POOT!"

"PICKLES NEEDS HELP! DID YOU BANG YOUR HEAD."

"JO JO."

"Wait. Did you-"

*giggling and various other noises*

"OOF! SAY OOF. Doggy oof."

"I'm not a dog."

"I happy oof!"

"You're not a happy oof. You're a human?"

"I Lilo! I not Poot! I not oof!"

"Yeah Lilo! You're not Pickles are you?"

"Ickle?"

"Yeah?"

"Hehe. Funny!"

"Thanks!"

"Bye! I play oof!"

"Bye!"

*frustrated noises*

"Ish. Off! Off!"

"I'll end it. Don't worry."

"Wil-"

"..."

"..."

"Wait. Well, nevermind."

A/N: WE ARE AT #100 IN SS! YAS PEOPLE! THIS IS AMAZING :)). 

WHO IS LILO? Lilo is a child fyi.

Question apart from the one up there: Vampires or Werewolves?

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Till next time!