This is me a few years ago in high school. My junior year I believe.

One of my friends has a really tall younger brother (he's super in to Attack on Titan) and one day he pissed me off and I told him I would kick him in the face. (He's about 5'10-6' and I'm 5'3") he told me "you can't kick that high" so I took off my shoe and slapped him with it.

True story.