You can't always tweet what you want to

From a song by the Rolling Stones.

I saw Theresa at a reception

Offending tweet in her hand

I tried to make a connection

But she thinks I'm a foolish man.

No you can't always tweet what you want to

You can't always tweet what you want

You can't always tweet what you want to

But if you try sometime you find

You got something they need.

Should'a known that I'd get that reception

From the PM of England

I failed to make a connection

Now she thinks I'm a foolish man.

You can't always tweet what you want to

You can't always tweet what you want

You can't always tweet what you want to

But if you try sometimes you might find

You g0t something they need.

So I went spite the demonstration

Faced my fair share of abuse

Singing, 'I'm gonna vent my frustration

Though she may blow her fifty amp fuse'.

You can't always tweet what you want to

You can't always tweet what you want

You can't always tweet what you want to

But if you try sometimes well you just might find

You got something they need.

Yeah baby, you might have something they need.

You can't always tweet what you want to

You can't always tweet what you want

You can't always tweet what you want to

But if you try sometimes you might find

You g0t something they need.

I saw Theresa at the reception

Concerned bout a bleeding man

She said it was all a deception

I said she'd a blood-stained land.

You can't always tweet what you want to

You can't always tweet what you want

You can't always tweet what you want to

But if you try sometimes you might find

You g0t something they need.

You can't always tweet what you want to

You can't always tweet what you want

You can't always tweet what you want to

But if you try sometimes you might find

You got something they need, oh yeah.