Frisk: hey mom? I just got suspended from school.
Toriel: oh dear, what happend?
Frisk: the teacher held up a ruler up to my head and sayd: at the end of this ruler, there is an idiot.
Toriel: oh dea-
Frisk: i asked: which end?

                                                          (Sans, papyrus and undyne howling with laughter, and alphys gives frisk a thumbs up)