Me: *arrives home and walks into room, sets school stuff on desk* *sees my cat*  hello, gorgeous! How has your day been?

Sir Henry: (don't judge his name)*meows and runs over to food bowl*

Me: okay okay. One minute love

Sir: *meows impatiently*

Me: *brings him food and then goes to water my two gorgeous plants* *realizes they've been knocked over* SIR! HOW COULD YOU! *calmly starts picking them up* *realizes my favourite one landed upside down and it snapped the stem in half* oh....*removes all broken leaves and puts soil back in pot* THERE'S STILL ONE TINY LITTLE SHOOT! *hopes it'll grow into something as magnificent as its mother plant*