Me: *is doing homework*
*dog barks*
Mom: take the dog out
Me: but im doing my homework
Mom: i know, but take the dog out
Me: *annoyed* fine
*in my head* you want me to do good in this class, but you stop me from doing my fucking homework to take the dog out when anyone else in the house could have. Thats just a little fucking bit hypocritical there isnt it?