Is this any good?
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"Get up off of my floor you filthy heathen!" A hard kick landed itself right into my side. I winced in pain cradling myself trying to will it away. "I said get up your smudging my freshly polished floor you oaf!" I looked up through my exhausted eyes squinting at the bright light, a towering woman with cascading waves of red ringlets, a heart perfectly placed over her right eye, she has the wildest eyes I've ever seen only her clothes are wilder her billowy red ball gown is accented with a million hearts in reds, golds, blacks, and yellows. Is it just me or is her head awfully large, I squinted sitting up to get a better look at her.

"Stop gawking at me you freak!" Her already red face got even redder she's like a cherry about to pop! I dizzily stood on my severely unbalanced feet scared she would hit me, after all I have no idea what this lady is like. "Much better now introduce yourself!" Even with her softened expression her voice is still stern and obnoxiously loud.