Hermione and Draco were sitting in the empty library.

"That was a really good read." Draco said.

"Wha-is that fiction? We're supposed to study for the Charms test!" Hermione exclaimed.

"I got bored, Mya! You can't blame me! Charms is easy. Learn movement, learn nonsense in Latin, and kapush those two together!" Draco said, with hand gestures.

"You're a daft git, you know that, Dray?"

"Ah, but I'm your daft git and you love me for it."

"I absolutely do."

They heard gasps.

They looked around and saw nothing. Just the empty library.

"You know, I'm not that dumb." Draco said.

"And?" Hermione asked.

"That doesn't bother you?"

"Not in the slightest, why?"

"I've noticed you have a type."

Hermione's face shifted from confusion to realization.

Ron. He didn't know she was a girl until fourth year, doesn't listen to her, and when he does, he doesn't understand half of what she's saying. Ron was daft.

Viktor. He didn't know how to say her name, was as relaxed as seaweed whilst dancing, and there was a rumor that he only wanted her because 'she looked ok' according to him. Viktor was a git.

Ron's daft, Viktor's a git.

Ron daft, Viktor git.

daft, git.

daft git.

She knew what her type was.

"Oh Merlin, they're both completely unintelligent!"

She heard sniggers.

She stood up and cast Lumos.

"Mya, what are you doing?" Draco questioned.

She walked around the room until the light from the wand lit up a figure she could not see.

She walked up to it, grabbed it and pulled down.

The invisibility cloak came off, revealing...

Ginny and Luna, with smirks on that could rival all of the Malfoys put together

"Hi, Mya." Ginny said in a funny tone.

"Explain." Luna said, crossing her arms.

Hermione gave them a glare.

"I know that glare." Luna said.

Draco stood up and looked at the three girls.

"This is the part where you run away now." Draco shouted, a clap accentuating every word.

"I'm feeling a bit generous today. I'll give you a -1 second head start!" Hermione said angrily, running at the word start.

Legend has it they are still running from the Granger Danger to this day...

No, that was a lie. They got caught by Snape and recieved detention.