I'm horrible with any sort of problem or anything related to love

This is what would probably happen if someone told me they loved me irl

person: *tells me they love me*

Me: *takes out phone* so, what should this rp be about?

Person: what? O-o

Literally

I can no longer take love seriously thanks to roleplays XD

But, people asking me who I like and if I like them and that...

I'd be like, "OML BRUH PLS STAHP I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS THING YOU CALL "LOVE" OKAY?!"

GUYS I DONT KNOW LOVE OKAY?!
If only Francis was real ;-;
He would be able to teach me
AND NO HE'S NOT A RAPIST!!