My ophthalmologist told me I'm gonna need glasses next year

What I thought:
"wHY tHe FuCK dO i NeED GlASsES. yOu cAlL yOuRsElF a DoCtOr. wAnKeR. YoU kNoW wHaT. fUcK yOu aNd YoUr nOnExIsTeNt eYeBrOwS." 

But I didn't say anything

Those moments where you think about saying something but you don't

The opposite of those times where I say and think but I could never think and say something (I'm going to be very sad if Aph_Oliver_Kirkland doesn't get that reference...)