The best thing just happened

Okay, so me and my brother were in the living room, just eating our frozen candy and then he says:

"Man, this is hard"

I've never laughed so hard in my life

Then, with tears in my eyes from all the laughing, I still managed to say:

"You know what else is hard? My nonexistent dick!"

I just continued laughing while my brother was silently cursing to himself

Best thing that's happened today tbh