(Chapter 69 ;) )

Today I was forced to go shopping with my mom

She wanted to buy me some sleepwear

'Oh great,' I thought to myself 'The girl's side of the shop. Basically, PINK SHIT AND LOVEY DOVEY STUFF! *sigh* I'm doomed.'

Just as I thought,

PINK EVerY whERE

"oH gOd nO" I said

So, my mom went searching for something to buy and I was following her cause I don't have anything else to do

Then my mom goes around asking me if I liked anything she held in her hand

Nope

So I went searching

And I found it--

It was beautiful

BEAUTIFUL

UNION JACK COLORS

I almost broke into my happy dance

But--
When I showed to my mom--

She said "Hell no. Put that back where it belongs."

Why you gotta be so rude starting playing in the background

My dream was crushed
CrI ;-;

I swore to myself I would never shop with my mom again