I'm the kind of person to joke about killing myself

Person: go kill yourself. You suck.

Me: haha lol I will *grins*

But when someone else jokes about it..

Classmate: man, I want to kill mystery..*sigh*

Me: *slams book closed* Listen here, you little piece of shit. If you wanted to kill yourself, you would keep quite about it and do it. YOU ARE JUST LOOKING FOR ATTENTION, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Classmate: Fuck you.

Me: I love ya too asshole!

Legit my everyday life
This happens almost every day

This was not meant to insult anyone who thinks of Suicide.