"K-Kon'nichiwa I-I am the country o-of (insert whatever the name was ifdk) a-and I-I live n-near S-South Korea a-and N-North Korea..a-also, m-my f-father a-abused m-me when I-I was l-little so I-I might not b-be on much..."

Do you know how much I hate accounts like these?

Do you?

I would write the reasons why but I'm lazy and in a hurry so--