So, I just had salad for lunch/breakfast, and one of my loose teeth fell out.
Me: Oh my god, I never knew that one of my teeth would fall out when I was eating salad! This is the second time one of my loose teeth fell out when I was eating something. Last time I was eating a grilled cheese sandwich
*Goes to the sink*
~~~After a minute of spitting blood into the sink~~~
Me: Wow, there's still some blood left
*Looks into the mirror and sees that only half of the tooth had fallen out* Oh, this is like the time when I was eating chicken, I accidentally bit into the bone and broke one of my teeth