Nate:we're completely surrounded

Dnate: we're completely fucked! *Stabs a zombie* RAAH

Vain:*shoots two zombies* are you girls Kidding me I've been praying for this shit come on!

Kaylee:boys let's get to work

Vain:*misses a zombies face* FUCK!

Zombie:for god sakes he missed me again!

Darkness:*groans* CUT! Are you blind man like this *hits dnate in the face with the butt of the gun*

Dnate:OW! *covers his face*

Darkness:see?

Nate:nah man I do it like this *hits his head with a machete*

Dnate:OW! Nate ;w;

Kaylee:well I do it like this *kicks him down*

Dnate:WHY! *slowly gets up*

Real zombie:*crawls out the window*

Darkness:get back to hair and makeup you don't look dead enough

Fake zombie:*grabs the zombie* come on let's go

Zombie:*throws him down and shrieks*

Darkness:*gets carried away by the zombie*

Vain:*pulls out his sword* that wasn't in the script

Nate: we're righting a new one it's called *stabs a zombie two times* massacre

Dnate:this is a real nightmare *stabs a zombie with his axe* AH!

Kaylee:*kills three zombies* let's slay some stiffs

Vain:*kills a couple zombies with his sword and swings it down on the camera grinning*

I feel like I should right a book