" 'Its past your bedtime' Its past the time where i asked, ok?"

"If the crown fits, wear it."

"There i go! Down to hell!"

"I cRaVe VeRiFiCaTiOn FrOm TwItTeR"

"Where are they? Where are my children? Somebody moved my M&Ms, now im going to start K I L L I N G. The other people in my house hid the M&M's from me but since im a little goblin, i found them because if you hide candy from me, I will find it."

"We have not one, not two, not three... We have THREE cans of frosting!"

"I shall dub thee, the stir stick!"

"Two times the cheese, two times the disease!"

"A million people decided to click the same button so now im going to bake a cake that can kill God."