So, I was just laying in my bed, when I looked over to see a random perfume bottle. I had no idea where it came from because I do not wear perfume. Anyways, it smelled good so I was like, hm, wonder how it tastes. Because I'm smart, I unscrewed the top and got the spray thing out. I licked the bottom of it, and was greeted by the worst taste on the planet we call Earth. I tasted chemical-ie. That makes sense. I still have the taste in my mouth because I did this literally 5 minutes ago. I'm smart, aren't I. Wait, wait, it tastes like the perfume smells. That totally makes sense. Anyways, bye

-HB