Okay, so, you know that type of germ-X that has the little spheres in it? Yeah? Okay. My mom gave my sister a little bottle of it and she said, "ohh! I like this germ-X because it has sparkles!" I told her I didn't because, well, it didn't. She then said, "well it has little balls! My balls! I like the little balls!" I, being the dirty minded freak I am, almost started to laugh. At least it wasn't only me that took it the wrong way. My mom was also about to start laughing.

I really wish I was still as innocent as her XD