Ryann: you need warm milk and a glass of cookies!

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Kinly: he sure sounded pussy whipped

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Kinly: *gasp* oh... I thought it was condom

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Kinly: this girl gonna get preggo

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Ryann: which part is the wild part?

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Me: *rolling around the floor, mouthing and sort of dancing to Voices In My Head*

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Ryann: oooh! One Direction's shadiest slash diva moments!

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Kinly: *smiling and giggling while reading smut*

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Ryann: we don't laugh. We are stone cold demons.

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There will probably be more if Kinly doesn't go to sleep.