Cosplay(even more issues)
So, listen here.
I have a pretty solid idea now(I gave up on a group)
But uh for one thing I would be cosplaying a dude who wears a black undershirt and a white overshirt
Here's the funny thing though
The black undershirt is supposed to be tight fitting and well
I happen to NOT be a dude
And my fellow fems out there know that tight fitting shirts have a way of showing off our more(um) feminine aspects *cough cough*
So uh, there's problem no. 1
Problem no. 2 is that I have to get a long ass green wig(special order....heh...heh I LOVE ordering cosplay items online.......ugh) to put into a ponytail. (Also it's long spiky bangs that come down between the eyes chapter two and let's just say last year's wig nearly poked my eyes out and I'm not looking forward to that again).
LISTEN HERE WITH MY THICK POOFY HAIR SHOVED INTO A WIG CAP
And then another poofy layer added on in form of this wig that'll teach down to the middle of my back AT LEAST(cause I'm a short bab(about five two and a half)) It's gonna get hot
Also did I mention I'll be wearing two shirts
TWO
one of which is BLACK(color absorbing stupidity incoming)
Oh and khaki pants which admittedly aren't that bad but still if I get a heavier pair....yeghhhhhhhhh
And then I may or may not(depending on how much specifics I'm going into) be weighed down with like, three inconveniently square bracelets on one arm(most likely special order god why) and a watch on the other(and possibly a pocket chain listen though there's supposed to be a giant cube on said pocket chain but it's not happening and I'm gonna carry around a rubix cube if anything) oh and there's a necklace(special order!!!!! *hits head off wall)
OH AND DID I MENTION I GOTS TO WEAR A BASEBALL CAP(DUH DUH DA DAAAAAAA SPECIAL FKING ORDER)
LISTEN
THIS GIRLIE DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN HATS THAT ARENT TILTED UPWARDS A LIL BIT AND I HAVE DANCE PICTURES TO PROVE IT(oh guess what, hat isn't supposed to be tilted upwards hahahahahahahahahahah)
But then I somehow have to find green tennis shoes so maybe another( drum roll please)
SPECIAL
ORDER
(I mean, better than the giant boots I wore last year, listen they were made of foam and by a friend. I shit you not these things were the size of a small cabinet at the soles)
It should turn out good once I get it all set up!!!!
But GEEZ ITS COMPLICATED
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