1.
Josjos: *Takes picture of her hair*
Josjos: I'm not weird. I'm just... interesting.

2.
Brain cell: What do u call ur followers?
Josjos: My friends :3
Brain cell: And those who don't follow u?
Josjos: .....Potential friends :3
Brain cell: Do u have any fans?
Josjos: F R I E N D S :333333
(Tbh I don't think I have fans, but if I do I think of them and everyone else as friends X3)

3.
Josjos: HEDGEHOG!
Josjos and her mom: *Goes out to look at it*
Hedgehog: *Is gone*
Josjos: Well dangelidoodely.
(This happened yesterday XDD)

4.
Poppy: *Sings*
Branch: Idk what's happening but I guesse I'm gonna join her any sec- *sings*

5.
Branch: *Goes on the internet*
Internet: Are u sure u wanna continue?
Branch: Yasss
Internet: ........M'kay-
Internet: *Broppy, Broppy pics, Broppy fanfics, different trolls ships ..*
Branch: O_O

6.
Josjos: But what if brabadabadaaaabagjhgjyghgfghm *fartsound with her mouth*.
Someone: Wut?
Josjos: My tongue slipped-
(I do this XDDDDD)

7.
Most girls: *Thinks about boys*
Josjos: *Thinks about trolls, Broppy and songs*

09/05/2020