Eleven-year-old sister: *pushes door to my room open slowly* *hangs on to the door knob and leans head into the room* Do you *leans back* *leans forward* want to *leans back* *leans forward* play- *hits head on door knob* Ow! Minecraft?

Me: *laughs*

Me: No, but thank you for asking and hitting your head on the door knob!

Peace out and stay awesome!