If you haven't read The Lightening Thief by Rick (troll) Riordan, then this is a spoiler alert. Also, I really suggest you do because the series and pretty much anything by Rick Riordan is awesome. Really. Go read it. Now. It's awesome. The fandom is also awesome. We ship people with bricks.

I've been reading The Lightening Thief to my godmother while she works on her duct tape crafts. Last night when I was reading, we got to the part where Argus was introduced. When I got to the part where it described him having eyes all over his body, I had to stop reading for ten minutes while my godmother cringed and exclaimed how creepy it was to imagine it. It probably didn't help that I also said later on the books describe him rolling his eyes and the rumor that he doesn't talk because there is supposedly an eye on his tongue. I'm such an evil person. 😂