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The Competition to be Weirder and Make it in the Book

A conversation with all of my siblings starring me, my 11-year-old sister, my nine-year-old brother, my five-year-old sister, and a special appearance of our mother.

Me: Look *insert name of 11-year-old sister*, you're famous! *shows her the comments on last part.
11 Sister: *laughs* Is that what happened in the other parts where you put our conversations in?
Me: I don't remember. It's been a while since I've added one. (Is also too lazy to check.)
5-year-old sister: Are me and *insert name of 11 sister* famous in the book?
Me: Sorry, you never made it in the book?
5 sister:
5 sister: Whyyyy
Me: You never have weird random conversations with me!
5 sister: *thinks a moment*
5 sister: Do you want a chicken?!
Me: What? No, that doesn't count. *insert brother's name* talks about chickens all of the time!
Brother: *laughs* Do you want a chicken?
5 sister: Do you want a bee?
Me: Um, no. This is almost as bad as when *insert brother's name* tried to offer me a rainbow chicken.
Brother: When did I do that?
Me: I don't remember. It was a while ago.
Brother: Well, I don't remember.
Me: *sighs* Well, you did.
5 sister: Do you want a rainbow chicken?!
Me: No-
5 sister: Do you want a rainbow bee??!!
Me: No!
5 sister: Tickle chicken!
Me internally: Wtf
11 sister: Oh, I remember when I was pretending to be a doctor, and I was giving *insert brother's name* a flu shot. I asked him if he wanted the nose spray, and he said he wanted the tickle chicken!
*Cue all three of my siblings dying in laughter*
Me internally: Dear lords above I just wanted to show her one thing, make a funny comment, and get on with the rest of day by doing important things that they should also be doing such as GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL!!!
Me externally: You all are weird.
5 sister and brother: Tickle chicken! *starts tickling me*
Mom: *walks in out of no where* Leave her alone and go get ready for school!

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