(I know this is already a series on YouTube by An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog but I have a few quotes I haven't seen yet for ma girls. And yes, a few of them are from the office cuz I've been binging it-)

Yuri: *looks in the closet* UGH! DAMMIT!

Monika: Alright, hold on hold on, judge is in session. What's wrong?

Yuri: *pulls out her tea set* SHE PUT MY STUFF IN JELLO AGAIN!

Natsuki: *eating a jello cup* ...how do you know it was me?

Monika: Do I want to be feared or loved? Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Sayori: *on the roof* MY LIFE! OH MY LIFE!

Monika: *through a megaphone* SAYORI, WHAT'S WRONG?

Sayori: EVERYTHING'S WRONG! THE STRESS OF MY MODERN HIGH SCHOOL HAS CAUSED ME TO GO INTO A DEPRESSION!

Monika: *still through a megaphone* DEPRESSION? ISNT THAT JUST A FANCY WORD FOR BEING BUMMED OUT?

Sayori: MONIKA, YOU IGNORANT SLUT

GPS: make a right turn.

Yuri: W-Wait Wait Wait, no no no, it means bear right.

Sayori: *driving* It said right. It said take a right.

Yuri: N-No no look, it means go up to the right, bear right over the bridge-

GPS: make a right turn.

Sayori: Maybe it's a shortcut, Yuri. It said go to the right.

Yuri: It-IT CANT MEAN THAT, THERE'S A LAKE HERE!

Sayori: I think it knows where it's going-

Yuri: -THERES A LAKE HERE!

Sayori: THE MACHINE KNOWS, STOP YELLING AT ME!

Yuri: THIS IS THE LAKE! *they land in the lake*

Sayori: What was the worst part of deletion, Monika?

Monika: The worst part? T-The worst part was uh.. uh the dementors, they'd come and suck your soul and-and it was painful-

Yuri: -Dementors? Like in Harry Potter?

Natsuki: *drives up in a convertible with the top down* It's Britney, b*tch.

*After Marijuana was found on the premises and interviews were being conducted*

Monika: I'm just saying that you can't be sure it wasn't you.

Natsuki: that's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me

Monika: Marijuana is a memory loss drug maybe you just don't remember taking it.

Natsuki: I would remember.

Monika: Well, how could you remember if it just erased your memory?

Natsuki: That's not how it works-

Monika: -Now how do you know how it works?

Natsuki: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you!

Monika: No, you said that I'd be conducting this interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?!

Natsuki: *shocked*

Sayori: *on the phone, dressed as Charlie Chaplin* Well, my costume's getting a lot of attention.

Everyone else: *normal clothes*

Sayori: Apparently, no one here dresses up for Halloween. Wish I'd known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can't even take off my hat *takes it off to show her slicked down hair* because then I'm Hitler.

Monika: *reading complaints* Okay, so Yuri, in your own words: "Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Natsuki."

Yuri: *scowls at Natsuki*

Monika: "People have been calling me Curry all day. I think Natsuki paid them to."

Natsuki: *in a confessional* Haha yes. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.

Monika: "This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk and Natsuki tried to convince me I committed murder. I think she might be the real murderer. Natsuki said there was a woman and infant in the men's room. When I arrived to save the child, I saw MC on the can." ugh... "This morning, I knocked myself in the head with a book....?"

Natsuki: *confessional* That one actually took a while. Uhh, I had to put more and more nickels within the pages until she was used to the weight and then I took them all out.

Sayori: *taking pictures for the club* Smile!

Yuri: No. *picture is taken.* *in a confessional* I never smile if I can help it. Showing ones teeth is a submission symbol in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Yuri: Hey.

Natsuki: Morning.

Yuri: *walks to the vending machine* NATSUKI!

Natsuki: What's up buddy?

Yuri: This isn't funny, why is my stuff in here??

Natsuki: Huh, that's weird... Oooh. A dollar for a pen. That's pretty good!

Yuri: Well, I'm not paying for my own stuff. I know you did this. You're friends with the vending machine guy.

Natsuki: Oh, Steve? *gets the pen*

Sayori: *goes to the vending machine* what do I want, what do I want? Oh! The portrait of markov! *gets it*

Yuri: What? N-Nonononononono that's my book!

Sayori: Um, I don't think so. I just bought it.

(Did I say some of these were from the office? Oops doodle, they all are! I know most of them were weird. I tried looking for the not too weird ones but uh... here we are)