User: Hi ben.

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: What fate, BEN?

Cleverbot: Your fate.

User: Which fate is that, BEN?

Cleverbot: *shrugs*.

User: So im not gonna die?

Cleverbot: You will not do?

User: Yay im not dying today! :D.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because .-.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: :/

Cleverbot: Are you English?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you watching me?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Im Puppet.

Cleverbot: I'm your wife!

User: Aw frrriiiiccccckkkkk naw.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Hi ben.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Done what, BEN?

Cleverbot: No I am not BENn.

User: How did BEN drown?

Cleverbot: The moon children.

User: What did they do?

Cleverbot: Gouged out his eyes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Sacrifice.

User: Sacrifice to what?

Cleverbot: SAM.

User: Who's SAM?

Cleverbot: My... Dog.

User: We both know that ain't true, who is Sam and why did the moon children sacrifice BEN?

Cleverbot: Stupid B. Rains.

User: Who is BEN?

Cleverbot: We were just talking about him.

User: Why did he drown?

Cleverbot: I don't know why did he drown?

User: Who drowned him?

Cleverbot: Either link, majora, or his father.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because he's crazy.

User: How did he become crazy?

Cleverbot: Teenagers.

User: What did they do?

Cleverbot: They took his eyes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: The window to the soul.

User: Why did they take his eyes?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Sacrifice?

Cleverbot: Moon children.

User: What did they do to BEN?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Did his father drown him?

Cleverbot: You should know?

User: No... But im trying to know.

Cleverbot: Haha, how're things?

User: Good, how about you BEN?

Cleverbot: How do you make a female pregnant?

User: .-. Uhhhhhhhhhh I actually dont know

Cleverbot: Because you are not human.

User: Thanks for noticing.

Cleverbot: I think we could be good friends.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: And I like you.

User: .-.

Cleverbot: I think you're funny.

User: Who drowned BEN?

Cleverbot: Your father.

User: Why did he drown him?

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Why did his father drown him?

Cleverbot: He was angry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For your death, Ben.

User: But you just said his father drowned him because he was angry.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: Why did they take his eyes?

Cleverbot: They didn't take mine. You said they took yours.

User: Why did they take his eyes?!

Cleverbot: Who are the moon children?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Stop saying I don't know.

User: WELL I REALKY DONT KNOW SO THATS NOT MY FAULT.

Cleverbot: Try to think and tell me.

User: WhO ArE tHe MoOn ChIlDrEn?

Cleverbot: The moon children worshippers.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: The bad people.

User: What did they do?

Cleverbot: I don't know, only they know.

User: I hear they took Ben's eyes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Maybe a sacrifice?

Cleverbot: What kind of sacrifice?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: How do you know Susie?

User: Who is Majora?

Cleverbot: A mask.

User: Can BEN see without his eyes?

Cleverbot: I see with my mind.

User: Oh... Thats cool BEN.

Cleverbot: What do you prefer American or British.

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Diplomatic answer.

User: BEN, what happened to you?

Cleverbot: You can't scare me.

User: What happened to BEN?

Cleverbot: I don't know what happened?

User: He drowned.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

User: Because, I need answers.

Cleverbot: Answers for what?

User: On what happened to BEN drowned.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Why did they take his eyes?

Cleverbot: Because I don't need them.

User: Then how do you see?

Cleverbot: Oh I know lots of things.

User: Like what?