DJ: *breaks down door*
Me: .-.
Chara: *has chocolate in mouth and looks at dj* .-.
DJ: c'moooonnnn peopllleeeeeeeeee we need to make that boooooookkkkk for the peeeeeeeppppssss
Me: .-. Oh yeah
Chara: *hands a piece of chocolate to DJ and walks out pointing forwards* FOR CHOCOLATE!
Me: *follows her pointing forwards* FOR CREEPYPASTA!
DJ: *shrugs and eats the piece of chocolate before walking out, shutting the door, and pointing forwards* FOR CHEESECAKE!
Me: we're weird .-.
Chara: *nods* at least we're not normal
DJ: yeah, thats dangerous stuff to be normal.
Me: good point

All: so the book might not be good but please dont take offense to it! If you dont like a certain thing then we're sowwy.