User: Moon children.

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: Dawn of the fourth day.

Cleverbot: Fourth day glitch.

User: Song of unhealing.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: I know :3.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Do you know what happened?

User: No.

Cleverbot: In the lake.

User: Oh..... Didnt BEN drown?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I drowned.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: So who am I?

User: You are BEN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Im assuming I might die soon?

Cleverbot: I think this is good.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is good!

User: How is me possibly dying Good? Go wait you're gonna kill me I see now.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Please dont kill me.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Yay!!!! Thank you.

Cleverbot: Why are you thanking me.

User: Because I might not die.

Cleverbot: Aha! You are a robot!

User: .-. SON OF A-

I SUMMONED THE THING NAMED BEN AND I MIGHT NOT DIE

YAY!!!! Though it switched im pretty content with life .3.

*slowly starts the unholy screeching*
*unholy screeching gets louder*
*FULL OUT UNHOLY SCREECHING*