The best thing I heard all day
I'll tell ya

So, in algebra, we have a couple of louder people, two of which sit next to me. They're friends who debate about literally everything.

Anyway
So yesterday, the one who sits right next to me tells his friend:
"Yeah, well I'm way smarter than you. My IQ IS at like a ten and yours is at like a negative zero."

NEGATIVE ZERO

"I AM SMARTER THAN YOU"

It was so funny, I was holding back tears as well as hysteric laughter.
Ah, irony.