Awkwardness 1

So Swagpi and her mom walk into an Aeropostale because Swagpi is running out of jeans and hates shopping.

Store Person: *engages conversation*

Swagpi: *panic mode engage*

Store person: (something about undershirts) can't get enough undershirts, right?? :D *trying to be relatable*

Swagpi: *literally couldn't care any less about trends* Y-yeahh ':D

--Awkwardness 2

Swagpi is suddenly being talked to by an earthling she doesn't know but tries to play it cool.

Swagpi: *backing away from locker to start walking down the hallway* *bumps into tall dude* sorry o-o'

Person: You have to stop bumping into cute guys :D

Swagpi: WH-

-- Awkwardness 3

Swagpi's Life

-- Awkwardness 4

*does entire science paper wrong*
FFFFFFFF-

*takes literal DAYS to fix and finish it*

*gets a C*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

--Awkwardness 5

*enters Amino chat room*
*doesn't know what to say*
Swagpi: hi

(Swagpi later became Raven the marshmallow beast)

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I have no idea feel free to ignore this chapter XD