So, if you ever come to Arkansas this is something you must know.

Never say Arkansas wrong, it is illegal to do, you will be fined and possibly put in jail.

And to be clear it is pronounced: are-can-saw not are-can-saws or are-kansas . . . WE AREN'T KANSAS PEOPLE, WE ARE A BEAUTIFUL STATE

Ookie this is a more happy chapter, although I don't feel happy which in the previous chapters explains why I'm not but yeah, another weird Arkansas fact for my fabulous state.