THIS IS LITERALLY MY ARSENAL. I DONT KNOW WHY.

Someone: You're ____!

Me: Yes you are :D

My insults:
Fat lard
Retard
Idiot
Dumb butt
Etc...

Someone: Aren't video games for boys? (or variations of stupid sexism)

Me: Isn't speaking for evolved humans that are past the dumb monkey stage?

Someone: You're ugly! (Or something like that)

Me: Stop looking in the mirror, alright? Geez, I know your insecure about yourself, but seriously....

Insult meh in the comments. I will put my comeback in this chapter. Please. Insult me. (I'm really hard to offend... Go crazy XD)