Me: I ship charisk.

Friend: no. Just no.

Me: what!?

Friend: I saw it once but now no.

Me: why don't you like the ship

Friend: cause its awful.

My brain: well damn bitch.

Me: what's wrong with the ship?!

Friend: everything.

Me: what

Friend: everything is wrong with it

Me: you don't like Yuri.

Friend: nope. Only like one

My head:

Me: charisk is the best ship

Friend: no

Me: yes

Friend: *makes annoyed cat noises*

Me: what?! You don't like me shipping it?

Friend: *makes more annoyed cat noises*

SOME ONE HELP ME